FOOMTHEMES
me age 12: oh god i missed a two millimeter spot of hair when i shaved i guess i'll go to the beach in five layers of clothing so no one notices
me now: Hello friends it is i Bigfoot #confirmed

unadulteratedpiratepizza:

just-shower-thoughts:

Someone in my city is currently having sex, giving birth, and dying.

That person needs to slow the fuck down

deadmomjokes:

thetoastiest:

squarepeglife:

-teesa-:

Each seat in the car comes with a specific job.

add navigator role to shotgun

Backsea’s job is to nap and remind front seat people that bathroom breaks are a thing and if they won’t listen you WILL PEE IN THEIR CAR.

Also, backseat becomes the keeper of any children or animals on the trip. Also, they’re in charge of distributing snacks.

uriecriss:

“What are you doing on the computer all the time?”

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cuprikorn:
“untitled by minato on Flickr.
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cuprikorn:

untitled by minato on Flickr.

djbellybella:

a-very-spooky-ghost:

afro-dominicano:

hollywood be like “Africans”

Thats not even an african themed movie like what.

where the fuck do u think egypt is located I’m jus curious

cute-littlekitten:

weloveshortvideos:

Pray for Arizona

this is how you deal with on-air mishaps

withanchorsforhereyes:
“ 22 (by 「夜。」)
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wearetens-weareproud:
“Until you came
Bodies so hot
With blood
And pain
”

wearetens-weareproud:

Until you came
Bodies so hot
With blood
And pain